OMGs. If the 50 Shades of Grey movie looked like this I’d be in line right now waiting till February!
I’m not even in this fandom and I nearly blew a fucking gasket watching this. If Sebstan is strange compelling to you and if D/s is your jam, just click play.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
*THROWS ALL MY MONEY AT THE GODS TO MAKE THIS A REAL THING*
*FAPS FURIOUSLY IN THE MEANTIME*
Fuck this is sexy.
I- I… I AM EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED TAKE ALL MY FUCKING MONEY
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS AS THE MOVIE INSTEAD OF WHAT BULLSHIT THEYVE DONE? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD SEE THIS? AVATAR WENT BACK INTO THE BOX OFFICE TWICE. SO WOULD THIS.
Jesus. Well, well done.
JFC… I’m gonna need a cold shower…
Kieren + Van Gogh
Know this guy is your fav.
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
This is a blatant violation of trust
YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”
They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.
They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.
So I’m reading a Doctor Who book, Only Human. And Jack is in it. They were in a situation and needed a distraction so:
and I was just like “Oh you”
of course. buT THEN THIS
THEN HE GRABBED WHAT